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Cthulhu? Gesundheit!/Quotes

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Principal Skinner: This is it, Simpson! I've got you exactly whre I want you. It took me a while, but I finally figured out the perfect punishment for you setting the cafeteria ablaze with those flaming tater tots.
Bart: Hey, that was the first hot meal served in there all school year!

Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, where does A Tale of Two Cities go?
Bart: How about in the trash? Any book that can't make up its mind where it wants to be set cant't possibly be any good!

Bart: Whoa! This is the legendary book of the dead!
Milhouse: The dead what?
Bart: It tells the history of these horrific monster gods called the great old ones that used to rule the earth.-.. and how the summon them to do you bidding cool!
Milhouse: B-but why would you want to do that?
Bart: Sounds to me like the perfect way to get a little revenge on Principal Skinner! All i have to sayw is You-Sothoth Demonicus Cthulu and... ...nothing! Well, it was worth a shot.
Milhouse: I'm glad it don't work. Life is scary enough already.

Bart: Of coruse the dog ate the only pages that can tell us how to send the monster back.
Milhouse: Like I said... this isn't gonna end well, is it?
Bart: I don't thin so, pal! It looks like this is the end of the world! Wow! When i crew up, I screw up big!

Marge: I hope you're hungry, honey! We're having your favorite for dinner... roast Milhouse!
Bart: Okay, that tears it! I'm never reading another book as long as I livee!
Homer: I claim a leg!
Lisa: I claim the wishbone!
Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!]