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| July 20, 2011
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I'm off to #ComicCon, aka "The Gathering Of The Normals." #FOXSDCC
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| July 20, 2011
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I'm leaving my store to go to #ComicCon for the next 5 days. Please, thieves, steal my Archie comics #FOXSDCC
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| July 21, 2011
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Worst. #ComicCon. Ever. The Exhibit Hall is totally dead! Um, it's being held in Anaheim this year, right? #FOXSDCC
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| July 21, 2011
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Made it to San Diego. Now to easily acquire a badge and hotel room. #FOXSDCC
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| July 21, 2011
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I'm here at #ComicCon! Look for me -- I'll be the overweight 40-ish man in an Imperial Storm Trooper costume. #FOXSDCC
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| July 21, 2011
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#ComicCon-goers advice: before dissing a guy's "totally lame" Inglorious Basterds costume, make sure he's not an actual US Marine. #FOXSDCC
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| July 21, 2011
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In a long line to use the bathroom -- this is the REAL Game Of Thrones. Guh-Faw! #ComicCon #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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OMG, I just saw Stan Lee walk by! No, wait, it was someone in a Crypt Keeper costume. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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To all #ComicCon-ers asking for an RT or follow: I'm delighted by your entreaty, but elated to ignore it. Thank you. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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It's a crime how they marginalize the artists for whom #ComicCon was created! I'm speaking, of course, of hot dog vendors. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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For the last time, I'm dressed as Little Lotta, not fat Sookie Stackhouse!
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| July 22, 2011
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Oh no! I just stepped on Peter Dinklage. No, wait... it was just Seth Green.
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| July 22, 2011
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Just shared my critique of the Tintin trailer with Mr. Steven Spielberg. Then he finished urinating and left the Men's Room. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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I hereby engage in #FF-ery: Beloved heroes @HamillHimself @WilliamShatner @TheRealAdamWest and of course, @LuigisFamousMeatballSubs #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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To all you muggles who say I'm not really here at #ComicCon... does THIS answer your question?! Check. Mate. #fox http://twitpic.com/5u7t7y
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| July 22, 2011
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Is there a cowl-washing station nearby? I'm asking for a friend. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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This Batman should put Axe body spray in his utility belt. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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Big #TheSimpsons news today. http://bit.ly/nwS2jE I really "like" this Facebook movie-related cameo. Sarcastic smirk implied. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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It's absurd that the San Diego Taco Bell won't accept gold-pressed latinum. #FOXSDCC
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| July 22, 2011
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What a day at ComicCon! My swag bags are close to bursting -- which necessitated a quick trip to the ER. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Did anyone find my lost Boba Fett helmet at #ComicCon last night? It smelled of Pringles and sweat if that helps narrow it down. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Why do pedicabs drive away in fear when they see me? #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Frank Darabont completely ignored the brilliant "Walking Dead" question I shouted to him at the hotel swimming pool. Diva. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Don't look at me like I am speaking nonsense. I am speaking Rodian. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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I just pitched a serious remake of SpaceBalls to George Lucas. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Seeing Anna Torv today! And the question mic is OVER 100 feet from the stage, so I won't be violating the restraining order. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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The pizza vendor has cut me off. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Good Comicon pick-up line: "Will you be the Nien Nunb to my Lando." #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Met the great @wilw. "Stand By Me" while I proclaim my man crush...er! And I regret all my "Wesley Must Die" t-shirts
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| July 23, 2011
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Picketing in front of the DC booth. Sign: "Reboot this". #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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Look at the losers lining up for some has-been's autograph. At this rate I'll never meet Grown-up Short Round! http://twitpic.com/5ur0ua
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| July 23, 2011
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Comic-Con: the one weekend a year when I feel thin. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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The so overrated George R.R. Martin. Methinks "R.R." stands for... 2 words signifying how creatively void he is. http://twitpic.com/5ursad
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| July 23, 2011
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I have come to a conclusion: "Back to the Future Part III," though DEEPLY flawed, is still the finest movie ever made. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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In line for the @Mythbusters panel. I plan to ask them to test the Myth Of The Unbreakable Plastic Chair. #FOXSDCC
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| July 23, 2011
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I just won the "Most Humorous Costume" prize at the #ComicCon Masquerade... but I didn't wear a costume this year. #FOXSDCC
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| July 24, 2011
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Got to #ComicCon a little late because, like every Sunday morning, I spent 2 hours in Church... 's Fried Chicken. #FOXSDCC
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| July 24, 2011
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A #Glee panel? Really? I will most certainly boycott it. Especially since Lea Michelle won't be there. #FOXSDCC
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| July 24, 2011
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The most important panel at #ComicCon is the one I had to sew into my pants after they split. #FOXSDCC
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| July 24, 2011
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I know 1 thing: Bart has no respect for Silver Age "Baby Huey"! RT @EW 10 things we learned about 'The Simpsons' at Comic-Con ow.ly/5LP9f
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| July 24, 2011
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This was a great #ComicCon. I got so much free crap... that I will sell at my store at an outrageous mark-up! #FOXSDCC
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| July 24, 2011
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I'm traveling back to Springfield with the great Burt Ward... as soon as a pick-up truck stops to let us ride in the back. #FOXSDCC
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| July 25, 2011
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Back home again in Springfield for one day of rest before working on fresh bitterness for next year's #ComicCon. #FOXSDCC
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| August 2, 2011
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The Bantha fur I ordered online arrived today. And it was fake! What has the world come to?
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| August 12, 2011
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Spent all night gorging on the complete "Naruto" – now I have a mang-over.
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| August 18, 2011
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I saw an amazing Jabba the Hutt costume in a store window today -- then realized I was looking into a mirror. A real wake-up call.
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| August 26, 2011
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Dear movie theatre popcorn stand: our definitions of the word "large" could not be more different.
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| October 18, 2011
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"Real Steel" was a "Real Steal" – I snuck in an exit door and went home with a bag of day-old popcorn they were getting ready to throw out.
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| October 20, 2011
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I can't wait for the World Series to end. To me, baseball is only good when they show "Twilight Zone" reruns during rain delays.
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| October 24, 2011
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Mr. Spielberg: I will see "Tintin" w/ an open mind. But if Snowy does not say "Wooah" when he barks, I will hurl eggs at the screen. Thank u
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| October 27, 2011
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Oh joy! Another Die Hard movie is being made! I can't wait! (That statement was not sarcastic, but said with great sincerity. Right.)
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| October 29, 2011
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Last year on Halloween I went as Pinhead from "Hellraiser" and tripped over my skirt. I was pulling nails out of my sinuses til Easter.
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| October 31, 2011
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Ah, Halloween! The one night a year I can wear my Sailor Moon costume and not be considered a twisted freak.
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| October 31, 2011
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Dear fat man wearing a Princess Leia slave bikini: I admire your courage, if not your thigh boobs.
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| November 1, 2011
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At the Halloween Party last night I did The Monster Mash -- aka trying to squeeze into a skin-tight pair of XXL Cthulhu leggings.
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| November 11, 2011
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Today, I'm wearing my best Psychlo uniform from "Battlefield Earth" to honor the brave veterans of sitting through that movie.
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| November 23, 2011
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Holiday movie season has arrived! So much to hate, so little time.
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| November 24, 2011
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I'm writing a 10,000 word blog post on the absurd running order of balloons in today's parade. So much to give thanks for.
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| November 25, 2011
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I'm here at the mall at 5AM waiting for it to open. That's when the food court pretzel dogs are at their most exquisite.
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| November 26, 2011
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I'm at a screening of the new Twilight movie, proudly sporting my "Team True Blood" t-shirt.
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| November 27, 2011
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Seeing the new Muppets movie brought back wonderful childhood memories of hating the original Muppets movie.
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| December 12, 2011
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CBG's mini movie review of "Hugo": No, YOU go!
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| December 19, 2011
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My doctor just gave me some holiday news: I am now morbidly jolly.
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| December 19, 2011
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Attempt to find last bag of chips on top shelf stopped by my old nemesis – a chair that can't support my weight.
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| December 20, 2011
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I've had a wonderful time compiling my year-end "10 Worst" list. So many warm hateful memories.
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| December 21, 2011
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Santa, I implore you: this year, do not deliver Batman's presents to Wayne Manor. People ask questions.
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| December 22, 2011
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My pick for best film of the year: the utterly captivating 3D CGI snack stand commercial at the Googolplex!
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| December 23, 2011
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Attention Dwight Howard - if you are, as you claim, Superman, you have done a poor job of protecting your alter ego.
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| December 24, 2011
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Discuss: does Star Wars have Xmas, and if so, in how many parsecs must Santa do the Kessel run to deliver all his presents?
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| December 25, 2011
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Note to Hollywood: I disapprove of all your past, present and future efforts. Will send same message tomorrow and through eternity.
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| December 26, 2011
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Decided to name my child Luke Skywalker. Now the hard part, finding, talking to and mating with potential mother.
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