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Boat House

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For the building, see Boat House.


Boat House
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Requirement(s): Boat House
Required characters: Sea Captain

Boat House is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires the Boat House to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After building the Boat House
Sea Captain Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!
Homer - Horrified We're all gonna die!
Homer ...he said, not knowing what a "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst...
Marge It means a big storm.
Sea Captain A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves!
Marge - Surprised In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries.
Sea Captain Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it's always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable!
Sea Captain Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...
Task: "Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 4 hours.
Sea Captain I've seen the kraken tear mighty vessels asunder with its tentacles. 'Twas in a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.
Sea Captain But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!
Homer - Scared Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don't invite him in, he can't enter, right?
Marge - Serious Homer, krakens are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We're on land.
Homer - Scared What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?!
Sea Captain Well, it didn't happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better than to pull you to the icy depths of the tub.
Marge - Annoyed Stop scaring my husband!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Sea Captain The fools doubt that the kraken be real.
Sea Captain But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises.
Sea Captain The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 8 hours.
Sea Captain I saw it!
Homer - Surprised The kraken?!
Sea Captain - Aghast Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery.
Sea Captain I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps.
Sea Captain And that's why the nor-easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle.
Marge - Annoyed So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh?
Sea Captain Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20