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Blue-Haired Beauty

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"Blue-Haired Beauty"
Song Information
Characters: Ned Flanders
Writer(s): Ian Boothby
Appearance(s): Lisa Simpson's Toot Suite

"Blue-Haired Beauty" is a song sung by Ned Flanders. It was written by Nedsel Flanders.

History[edit]

The song was on a mixtape Homer made for his and Marge's first date. He taped it off the radio on that cassette with the D.J. cursing over the music because he didn't know his mike was still on. After Marge brought the album the song was from, she started playing it and Homer and Marge started to make out, as they did when they were younger while listening to the song. Homer recognized the voice and discovered that Ned Flanders is the singer. They visited him and he told them that his father wrote that song and he was too cheap to hire a real singer, so Ned honored him like it says in the "good book" and sang it. Ned became so embarrassed of the album he bought all the copies, at least he thought he did. After Homer heard the truth about the song he couldn't kiss Marge any more as it made him think about Ned.

Lyrics[edit]

Do I love you?
I diddly-diddly do!
If you left me, i'd be blue...!
My Blue-Haired Beauty!
She's a real cutie!
A root-toot-tootie, oh boy!
Do I love you?
I diddly-diddly do!
If you left me, i'd be blue!
I'll be true to you!

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