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Mr. Burns: This coffee is especially good today Smithers! Kudos! Do I taste a touch of albino rhino hoof sprinkled on top?
Waylon Smithers: Just like you asked for, sit.
Mr. Burns: I don't know why, but everything tastes better when it's endangered!

Lisa: My jazz tolerators club is playing at a concert for the mayor later, and I've got to get to school early to practice.
Bart: Jazz tolerators?
Lisa: I wanted to call it jazz lovers, but the other kids weren't as enthusiastic.

Mr. Burns: Smithers! I believe I've killed an employee!
Smithers: I'll get the cover-up kit. I think it's still next to the snake bite case.

Mr. Burns: Attention, employees! Cease your inane caterwauling and pay attention! Today we're please to announce a new company holiday. It's called er... um... Cover-Up Day! So go home! Cover yourself up with blankets and remember, there's no reason to suspect anything!

Mr. Burns: It's my worst fear. He's still dead, but nuclear radiation has reassembled his corpse!
Smithers: I'm sure there's a simple explanation.
Mr. Burns: His regenerating abilities mean a simple chop and flush won't do! We need something bigger to cover this up! A total nuclear meltdown!

Mayor Quimby: That was the worst music I've ever heard! I... er... ah... henceforth am banning jazz from the Springfield city limits!

Nelson's cousin: But we thought you was a tough guy!
Nelson Muntz: It's not like it looks. They were having an Andy Williams theme party! Who can resist Andy Williams?

Homer: Hey! Where is everyone? Even the night shift guys aren't around. Is this a surprise party? Is it for me? Nope! The place is empty! Well, goodbye Mr. pants!

Mr. Burns: Ah, Smithers, I feel for the first time that I've atoned for my actions! Maybe this is my first step towards being a truly good person.
Smithers: You're about to kill thousands of people, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, thank you, Johnny Moodkiller!

Mr. Burns: To the emergency escape capsule!
Smithers: Why didn't we just use this hours ago?
Mr. Burns: With the price of escape capsule gas nowadays? It's just for emergencies!

Homer: of course, I'm safe! Hey, did we adopt Nelson again?