Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'."

―Lionel Hutz

A funny quote. ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 15:03, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. -- Webkinz ManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 21:05, 6 August 2013 (EDT)
2. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)

"Last Exit to Springfield"

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''"

―Abraham Simpson

A long but funny quote. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 06:55, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)

"Fraudcast News"

"All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude."

―Homer Simpson

A very fun quote.Loco87 ^{(talk / contribs)} 0:31, 1 September 2013 (EDT)