Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

"Seymour, you're fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Did you just call me a liar?"

―Principal Skinner

"No, I said you were fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Oh. That's much worse."

―Principal Skinner

FatHomer 20:45, 12 February 2011 (UTC)FatHomer

Support (1)

1. I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Home Away From Homer

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

Neutral (1)

1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Homer Alone

"This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."

―Arnie Pie

Support (1)

1. I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- Mythigator 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)