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== "[[Home Away From Homer]]" ==
 
{{Quote|This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie.|Ned Flanders|Home Away From Homer}}
 
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#Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 
#Ditto. --[[User:Will k|'''Will k''']] ([[User talk:Will k|Talk]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Will k|Contributions]]) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)
 
 
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=="[[The PTA Disbands]]"==
 
=="[[The PTA Disbands]]"==
 
{{Quote|Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.|Homer Simpson|The PTA Disbands}}  
 
{{Quote|Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.|Homer Simpson|The PTA Disbands}}  
  
 
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== "[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]" ==
 
{{Quote|Great job, [[Nibbles]]! Now chew through my ball-sack!|[[Seymour Skinner]]|Skinner's Sense of Snow}}
 
 
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#Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
 
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== "[[Burns' Heir]]" ==
 
{{Quote|Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try.|[[Homer Simpson]]|Burns' Heir}}
 
 
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#I love this quote! --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Pretty good. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Classic Homer quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#--[[User:Effluvium|Effluvium]] 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
  
 
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Past Nominations: 1

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

  1. You can only nominate once a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"The PTA Disbands"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
―Homer Simpson[src]

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"A Star is Burns"

"I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
Waylon Smithers
"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
Mr. Burns[src]

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  1. Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
  2. Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

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  1. I don't feel it. --Fred (Talk Contribs.) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"[Hairdresser turns on flame to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"
―Lisa
"Don't worry, I am well protected."
―Hairdresser[src]

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  • It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)