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#I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Quote|This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel.|Arnie Pie|Homer Alone}}
 
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#I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
 
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== [[Crook and Ladder]] ==
 
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{{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}}
 
{{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}}

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Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

  1. You can only nominate once a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

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Home Away From Homer

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."
―Ned Flanders[src]

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  1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

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Crook and Ladder

"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
―Homer Simpson[src]

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C.E.D'oh

"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"
―Marge Simpson
"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."
―Homer Simpson
"So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"
―Marge Simpson[src]

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Homer vs. Patty and Selma

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."
―Bart Simpson[src]

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1. I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

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