Difference between revisions of "Who Wants a Haircut?"
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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''Mom, Bart and I have been talking.'' | :''Mom, Bart and I have been talking.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' |
:''You have? That's so nice.'' | :''You have? That's so nice.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.'' | :''What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.'' | :''A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.'' | :''Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.'' | :''Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:''Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!'' | :''Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart and Lisa''' | + | :'''Bart and Lisa:''' |
:''YAAAAY!'' | :''YAAAAY!'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.'' | :''Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.'' | ||
| − | :'''Baha Men''' | + | :'''Baha Men:''' |
:Who wants a haircut? | :Who wants a haircut? | ||
:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | ||
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:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! | ||
| − | :'''Barber''' | + | :'''Barber:''' |
:''Which side do you want your part on?'' | :''Which side do you want your part on?'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''Left! Right! Stab stab stab!'' | :''Left! Right! Stab stab stab!'' | ||
| − | :'''Barber''' | + | :'''Barber:''' |
:''You're the boss.'' | :''You're the boss.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''What the hell? WOAH!'' | :''What the hell? WOAH!'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''(laughs) Oh, Bart, you look worse that [[Patty Bouvier|Aunt Patty]] in the morning! And there ain't ''nothing'' looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!'' | :''(laughs) Oh, Bart, you look worse that [[Patty Bouvier|Aunt Patty]] in the morning! And there ain't ''nothing'' looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!'' | ||
Revision as of 10:40, October 8, 2019
Who Wants a Haircut is a song performed by the Baha Men in the episode Thank God It's Doomsday. It is a parody of their hit song "Who Let the Dogs Out?" which was previously parodied as "Who Let the Jugs Out?" in the episode Large Marge. The original song was written by Anselm Douglas, while the parody lyrics were written by Don Payne. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Lisa:
- Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
- Marge:
- You have? That's so nice.
- Bart:
- What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
- Marge:
- A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
- Lisa:
- Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.
- Marge:
- Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
- Homer:
- Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
- Bart and Lisa:
- YAAAAY!
- Marge:
- Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
- Baha Men:
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
- Barber:
- Which side do you want your part on?
- Bart:
- Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
- Barber:
- You're the boss.
- Bart:
- What the hell? WOAH!
- Lisa:
- (laughs) Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!
- (Bart makes an angry noise)
