Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes"
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:'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good. | :'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good. | ||
:'''Owner:''' The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. ''[Homer stares]'' That's bad. | :'''Owner:''' The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. ''[Homer stares]'' That's bad. | ||
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' Can I go now? | |
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| + | === Dial "Z" for Zombies === | ||
| + | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the [[pink sedan]] to get there.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' ''[incarnated into a zombie]'' "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?" | ||
| + | :''[Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?" | ||
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=== King Homer === | === King Homer === | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | ||
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Clown Without Pity
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
Dial "Z" for Zombies
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the pink sedan to get there.]
- Ned Flanders: [incarnated into a zombie] "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
- [Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]
- Bart: [shocked] "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- Homer: "He was a zombie?"
King Homer
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
