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| − | :'''Barney (to Patty)''' "Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!" | + | :'''[[Barney]] (to [[Patty]])''' "Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!" |
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:Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!" | :Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!" | ||
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Revision as of 02:21, March 25, 2010
- Barney (to Patty) "Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau[burp]tiful!"
- (She sprays him in the eyes with Mace)
- Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, [burp] [cough] Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!"
- Bait Shop Clerk: Yep, 'General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
- Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
- Bait Shop Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
