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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular/Quotes"

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:''Part of one of the fake endings to [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]:''
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:''Part of one of the fake endings to "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"''
:[[Lisa]]: And with your last remaining strength, you pointed to W and S, or Waylon Smithers!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S: "Waylon Smithers".
:[[Waylon Smithers]]: It is true! I shot Mister Burns!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
:[[Montgomery Burns]]: Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I am giving you a 5% pay cut!
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:'''[[Burns]]:''' Not exactly.  Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.
:[[Troy McClure]]: But in order for that ending to work, you would have had to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that would have been downright nutty!
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:'''[[Smithers]]:''' [''howling''] Ohh!
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]:''' But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence.  [''laughs''] And that would be downright nutty.
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:'''Troy McClure''': You know, the Simpsons sure have come a long way since an old drunk humanized his rabbit cartoons to retire old gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they will have between now and when the show becomes unprofitable?
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:'''Troy McClure''': Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
  
 
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Revision as of 10:38, September 6, 2010



Part of one of the fake endings to "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S: "Waylon Smithers".
Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
Burns: Not exactly. Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.
Smithers: [howling] Ohh!
Troy McClure: But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty.

Troy McClure: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?

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