Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Gameplay"

== The Pride of Springfield ==

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{{TB|Kent Brockman here live from the Alternate Springfield Pride where Mayor Quimby will kick off a first-of-its-kind pride parade, that's not a parade at all. It's a race!}}

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{{TB|Think track and field but with a very big twist, which is that all the contestants must be in drag. A drag race, so to speak. Where they came up with that we'll never know!}}

{{TB|Aww honey, that's too bad.}}

{{TB|Dad, you're not even listening to me!}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Judge Homer (6s, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Pretend to Celebrate Pride (6s, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Homer, I'm racing in the Pride Drag Race.}}

{{TB|I say no, it's way too dangerous.}}

{{TB|I'm not asking you for permission, Homie. I'm telling you.}}

{{TB|Boy! You sure are a 'bossy moo cow' now that you feel all GOOD about yourself.}}

{{TB|Well I'm certainly not a cow. What cow would have this Glamazon suit? Remember it?}}

== Head Over Heels ==

=== Head Over Heels Pt. 1 ===

{{TB|Wait a minute. Do they realize what they're doing here? This is... I can't... <nowiki>*</nowiki>gasping<nowiki>*</nowiki> This is... I... so giant... mammoth. I can't even-}}

{{TB|I think he's having a heart attack!}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Wigs [x105]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Recover From a Heart Attack (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|I'm alive?}}

{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yes, you're very much alive and most importantly, can pay.}}

{{TB|The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that's on Saturday. Sign up is today.}}

{{TB|Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man's life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.}}

=== Head Over Heels Pt. 2 ===

{{TB|Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don't be a chicken. Hit your lights!}}

{{TB|Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! <nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> It's the Mysterious Waylon!}}

{{TB|I'm not seeing it.}}

{{TB|Wouldn't miss it for anything in the world.}}

{{TB|Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you've awakened in my mom.}}

{{TB|Yeah, you did that. She's meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can't say in front of Lisa.}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Wigs [x140]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Well it's a drag race so how about we make a bet?}}

{{TB|Dad, it's a celebration, not appropriate.}}

=== Head Over Heels Pt. 3 ===

{{TB|I'll show that Mysterious whatever. I'll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!}}

{{TB|What gives Homer? That's the 'I need something voice,' so let me tell ya what...}}

{{TB|Give me ten bucks now and it'll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.}}

{{TB|Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won't get into all of it but it's donut-related.}}

{{TB|Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don't have an engine.}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Wigs [x175]<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Explain Combustion Engines to Homer (12h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Have a Panic Attack (12h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain't gonna cut it.}}

{{TB|Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That's not us, Bart.}}

{{TB|Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and "borrow" a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more "Skinner" than "others".}}

=== Head Over Heels Pt. 4 ===

{{TB|Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It's a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...}}

{{TB|You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you've ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it's really, very, very dumb.}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Wigs [x210]<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where's that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I'm looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.}}

{{TB|Well that's the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.}}

{{TB|He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there's any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?}}

{{TB|Honey, I didn't hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!}}

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{{TB|And they're off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!}}

=== Head Over Heels Pt. 5 ===

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{{TB|But what's this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!}}

{{TB|Honey, it's okay. We don't need a car that much.}}

{{TB|The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that's good exercise!}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Wigs [x210]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Get His Heels (4h, Simpsons House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

== If the Shoe Fits ==

{{TB|Good Homer, that's an improvement on the French.}}

{{TB|You know you've really made me see something I've never seen before.}}

{{TB|And what's that?}}

{{TB|That I'm somebody too.}}

{{TB|Ha ha, almost. And here's an almost compliment. There's a slight chance that you could even look good in a year or so.}}

{{TB|That's the spirit! I'm going to share one of my free donuts with you Homer...}}

{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer "Get It" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|You've really come far on this journey and I'm proud of you Homer.}}

{{TB|I'm fabulous. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki> I must have these heels!}}

{{TB|As long as you think of me when you wear them, they're yours.}}

 

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