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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Lunar New Year 2017 content update/Gameplay"

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===Year of the Rooster===
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=== Year of the Rooster ===
====Year of the Rooster Pt. 1====
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{{THT|After the user logs in on January 15th:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Cleaning? Super fun!!}}
 
{{TB|Cleaning? Super fun!!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Simpsons Clean [x3] (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Simpsons Clean [x3] (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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====Year of the Rooster Pt. 2====
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{{TB|Super fun!!}}
 
{{TB|Super fun!!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Build Chinese Lantern [x3]<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer and Flanders Practice Being a Dragon (1h, Simpson House, Ned)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Build Chinese Lantern [x3]<br>'''Task''': Make Homer and Flanders Practice Being a Dragon (1h, Simpson House, Ned)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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====Year of the Rooster Pt. 3====
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{{TB|I'm going to use these Chinese beers to create an authentic Chinese bender.}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to use these Chinese beers to create an authentic Chinese bender.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Sample Chinese Beers (2h, Simpson House<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Admire Decorations (2h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Marge Prepare Chinese Food (2h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Sample Chinese Beers (2h, Simpson House<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Admire Decorations (2h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Marge Prepare Chinese Food (2h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TB|Come back on Chinese New Year (January 28th) to continue the quest line!}}
 
{{TB|Come back on Chinese New Year (January 28th) to continue the quest line!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I already know. One up each nostril.}}
 
{{TB|I already know. One up each nostril.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Simpsons Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x4] (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Simpsons Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x4] (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|That's why we aimed them at Flanders' house.}}
 
{{TB|That's why we aimed them at Flanders' house.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Set Off the Firecrackers (6s, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Set Off the Firecrackers (6s, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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====Year of the Rooster Pt. 6====
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{{TB|A tourist enjoying our fake foreign festival. That gives me an idea.}}
 
{{TB|A tourist enjoying our fake foreign festival. That gives me an idea.}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
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{{TB|Check in next week to see what Mayor Quimby has up his sleeve… besides some unexplained needle tracks. In the meantime, how about something to celebrate the New Year?}}
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{{TB|Check in next week to see what Mayor Quimby has up his sleeve... besides some unexplained needle tracks. In the meantime, how about something to celebrate the New Year?}}
 
{{THT|After January 31st at 8am GMT::|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After January 31st at 8am GMT::|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|'''Quest reward: '''Year of the Rooster Statue, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Quest reward: '''Year of the Rooster Statue, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Great Coqs of Fire===
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=== Great Coqs of Fire ===
====Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1====
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{{TB|What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?}}
 
{{TB|What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No Dad, it's a… yes, it's a fire rooster.}}
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{{TB|No Dad, it's a... yes, it's a fire rooster.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!}}
 
{{TB|And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No, you don't know where it's been…}}
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{{TB|No, you don't know where it's been...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh fine, smooch the chicken.}}
 
{{TB|Oh fine, smooch the chicken.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster (6s, Year of the Rooster Statue)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster (6s, Year of the Rooster Statue)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|status=Silhouette}}
 
{{TB|Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.}}
 
{{TB|Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.}}
 
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{{TB|What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?}}
 
{{TB|What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|status=Silhouette}}
 
{{TB|Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.}}
 
{{TB|Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It shall be done, Great Drumstick!}}
 
{{TB|It shall be done, Great Drumstick!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster (6s, Kwik-E-Mart))<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster (6s, Kwik-E-Mart))<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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====Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3====
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{{TB|My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.}}
 
{{TB|My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself…}}
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{{TB|Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|...unless you pay me.}}
 
{{TB|...unless you pay me.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Quimby Plot (2h, Town Hall)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Quimby Plot (2h, Town Hall)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.}}
 
{{TB|Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.}}
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{{TB|Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?}}
 
{{TB|Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: Pins, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TBT|System Message}}
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{{TB|Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!}}
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{{THT|Quest "reward": Pins<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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==Premium Gameplay==
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===Giant Takeout Box===
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=== Giant Takeout Box ===
 
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{{THT|After buying Giant Takeout Box:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap the Giant Takeout Box to Receive Your Fortune<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Tap the Giant Takeout Box to Receive Your Fortune<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Giant Takeout Box, a random fortune cookie, between 22 messages, is read:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|You learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.}}
 
{{TB|You learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
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{{TB|It could be better, but it’s good enough.}}
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{{TB|It could be better, but it's good enough.}}
 
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{{TB|The fortune you seek is in another cookie}}
 
{{TB|The fortune you seek is in another cookie}}
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{{TB|A chance meeting opens new doors for explaining why you blew off her party.}}
 
{{TB|A chance meeting opens new doors for explaining why you blew off her party.}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Study your failures and you’ll never stop learning.}}
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{{TB|Study your failures and you'll never stop learning.}}
 
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{{TB|Your smile will tell you when it is time for orthodontics.}}
 
{{TB|Your smile will tell you when it is time for orthodontics.}}
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{{TB|A helpful website will phish your password.}}
 
{{TB|A helpful website will phish your password.}}
 
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Revision as of 11:59, August 3, 2021

Gameplay

Year of the Rooster

Year of the Rooster Pt. 1

After the user logs in on January 15th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, Dad, guess what New Year it almost is? Chinese!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's my favorite New Year of all the ones I just heard about!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's have a Chinese-themed block party to celebrate. It'll be super fun!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's the first super fun thing we do?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Get rid of last year's bad luck by cleaning the house from top to bottom.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Cleaning? Super fun!!
Task: Make Simpsons Clean [x3] (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Year of the Rooster Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The bad luck is swept out of the house. Now we make decorations and costumes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, Flanders, I'm going to make a Chinese Dragon costume. Can you be the back end?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You want me to spend hours underneath a dragon costume staring at your butt?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Super fun!!
Task: Build Chinese Lantern [x3]
Task: Make Homer and Flanders Practice Being a Dragon (1h, Simpson House, Ned)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Year of the Rooster Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Evergreen Terrace looks so festive. We're almost ready for Chinese New Year.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm going to create a genuine Chinese feast, using these authentic ready-to-eat packages from Swapper Jack.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm going to use these Chinese beers to create an authentic Chinese bender.
Task: Make Homer Sample Chinese Beers (2h, Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Admire Decorations (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Marge Prepare Chinese Food (2h, Simpson House)
System Message Come back on Chinese New Year (January 28th) to continue the quest line!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Year of the Rooster Pt. 4

After the user logs in on January 28th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Happy Chinese New Year, everyone.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Light the lanterns, bang the gongs, serve the feast, and learn how to use chopsticks.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I already know. One up each nostril.
Task: Make Simpsons Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x5] (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Chinese Banquet [x4] (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Year of the Rooster Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now to finish off Chinese New Year with the traditional fireworks barrage.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't think that's a good idea.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, it's how we drive away bad luck and evil spirits!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's why we aimed them at Flanders' house.
Task: Make Bart Set Off the Firecrackers (6s, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Year of the Rooster Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh no! My azaleas are now ablaze-eas!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The evil spirit is hurt, but he is still able to do bad wordplay. Fire two, son.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No! Put out the fire with this barrel of industrial-grade green tea.
Task: Make Simpsons Put Out Fires [x3] (1h, Flanders House)
Before January 31st at 8am GMT::
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, who're you?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Oh, just an out-of-towner who stopped to enjoy your Chinese New Year festival.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png A tourist enjoying our fake foreign festival. That gives me an idea.
System Message Check in next week to see what Mayor Quimby has up his sleeve... besides some unexplained needle tracks. In the meantime, how about something to celebrate the New Year?
After January 31st at 8am GMT::
System Message Here's a little something to celebrate the New Year in safety!
Quest reward: Year of the Rooster Statue, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Great Coqs of Fire

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No Dad, it's a... yes, it's a fire rooster.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, you don't know where it's been...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh fine, smooch the chicken.
Task: Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster (6s, Year of the Rooster Statue)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Healthy, no-cholesterol broccoli? Nooo!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It shall be done, Great Drumstick!
Task: Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster (6s, Kwik-E-Mart))
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad says the Fire Rooster told him to bring gifts of canned goods and clothing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, there's a little door in the back. There's someone inside!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse?! What are you doing in there?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ...unless you pay me.
Task: Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display (2h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House)
Task: Make Quimby Plot (2h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png He could get that for free at Moe's every night...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?
System Message Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!
Quest "reward": Pins
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium gameplay

Giant Takeout Box

After buying Giant Takeout Box:
Task: Tap the Giant Takeout Box to Receive Your Fortune
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
After tapping on Giant Takeout Box, a random fortune cookie, between 22 messages, is read:
System Message You will soon take a trip. Watch your step.
System Message You learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
System Message It could be better, but it's good enough.
System Message The fortune you seek is in another cookie
System Message Stick with your wife.
System Message A handsome stranger reveals tax deduction possibilities.
System Message A wonderful dream will be forgotten before you can write it down.
System Message Your lucky numbers are &, h, and :).
System Message Riches await those who fall under the inheritance tax limits.
System Message EA journey of a thousand miles begins with hours of internet research.
System Message You will find happiness with a new premium character.
System Message Travel brings knowledge of interesting new diseases.
System Message A nightmare you have will come true.
System Message Past performance is no predictor of future returns.
System Message A new voyage will fill your life with motion sickness.
System Message A chance meeting opens new doors for explaining why you blew off her party.
System Message Study your failures and you'll never stop learning.
System Message Your smile will tell you when it is time for orthodontics.
System Message A long-lost relative will remind you that you owe him money.
System Message Health beats wealth, but wealth buys health.
System Message Adversity is the parent of internet rants.
System Message A helpful website will phish your password.