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| + | :''[One fine day at the [[Wiggum house]] ...]'' | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Clancy]]''': Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay? | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Clancy]]''': Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay? | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': Yes, Daddy! |
:'''Clancy''': I won't be gone long, son. | :'''Clancy''': I won't be gone long, son. | ||
| − | :'''Ralph''': Okay, | + | :'''Ralph''': Okay, Daddy! |
| − | :''[Ralph shuts the door]'' | + | :''[Clancy leaves. Ralph shuts the door.]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': That makes ''me'' the man of the house | + | :'''Ralph''': That makes '''me''' the man of the house! I'm just like Daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter. |
| − | :''[Ralph | + | ---- |
| − | :'''Ralph''': First, I must secure the perimeter. | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Ralph]] realizes that certain responsibilities go with his new status.]'' |
| − | :''[Ralph walks into the kitchen]'' | + | :'''Ralph''': First, I must secure the perimeter! ''[He locks and bolts the front door.]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': Now, it's time for a man of the house ''meal''! Okay, kitchen ... I'm the boss of ''you'' now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator! | + | :''[Ralph walks into the kitchen.]'' |
| − | :''[Ralph walks to the | + | :'''Ralph''': Now, it's time for a man of the house '''meal'''! ''[asserting his authority]'' Okay, kitchen ... I'm the boss of '''you''' now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator! |
| + | :''[Ralph walks to the coffeemaker.]'' | ||
:'''Ralph''': I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink! | :'''Ralph''': I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink! | ||
| − | :''[Ralph | + | :''[Ralph gets a vase with flowers.]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': First you add water. | + | :'''Ralph''': First, you add water. ''[He pours the water from the vase into the coffeemaker's water reservoir.]'' |
| − | + | :'''Ralph''': Then, you add the coffee peanuts. ''[[He pours in an entire can of coffee.]'' | |
| − | :'''Ralph''': Then, you add the coffee peanuts. | + | :''[Ralph next pours in a jug of milk and a bag of sugar.]'' |
| − | :''[Ralph pours | + | :'''Ralph''': Daddy likes '''his''' coffee with cream and sugar! |
| − | :'''Ralph''': Daddy likes ''his'' coffee with cream and sugar! | + | :''[Ralph takes the coffeemaker to the stove. Behind him, the kitchen is already a mess.]'' |
| − | :''[Ralph | ||
:'''Ralph''': And now, you put it in the cooking machine. | :'''Ralph''': And now, you put it in the cooking machine. | ||
| − | :''[Ralph | + | :''[Ralph puts the coffeemaker into the oven and sets the temperature to 500 degrees.]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles! | + | ---- |
| + | :''[With the coffee attended to, [[Ralph]] next turns his attention to food.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': ''[spying the toaster on the counter]'' Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles! | ||
| + | :''[He goes to the refrigerator, takes out a jug of milk and a dozen eggs, and puts them on the counter next to the toaster.]'' | ||
:'''Ralph''': ''[singing]'' I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo! | :'''Ralph''': ''[singing]'' I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo! | ||
:''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' | :''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' | ||
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- [One fine day at the Wiggum house ...]
- Clancy: Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay?
- Ralph: Yes, Daddy!
- Clancy: I won't be gone long, son.
- Ralph: Okay, Daddy!
- [Clancy leaves. Ralph shuts the door.]
- Ralph: That makes me the man of the house! I'm just like Daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter.
- [Ralph realizes that certain responsibilities go with his new status.]
- Ralph: First, I must secure the perimeter! [He locks and bolts the front door.]
- [Ralph walks into the kitchen.]
- Ralph: Now, it's time for a man of the house meal! [asserting his authority] Okay, kitchen ... I'm the boss of you now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator!
- [Ralph walks to the coffeemaker.]
- Ralph: I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink!
- [Ralph gets a vase with flowers.]
- Ralph: First, you add water. [He pours the water from the vase into the coffeemaker's water reservoir.]
- Ralph: Then, you add the coffee peanuts. [[He pours in an entire can of coffee.]
- [Ralph next pours in a jug of milk and a bag of sugar.]
- Ralph: Daddy likes his coffee with cream and sugar!
- [Ralph takes the coffeemaker to the stove. Behind him, the kitchen is already a mess.]
- Ralph: And now, you put it in the cooking machine.
- [Ralph puts the coffeemaker into the oven and sets the temperature to 500 degrees.]
- [With the coffee attended to, Ralph next turns his attention to food.]
- Ralph: [spying the toaster on the counter] Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles!
- [He goes to the refrigerator, takes out a jug of milk and a dozen eggs, and puts them on the counter next to the toaster.]
- Ralph: [singing] I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo!
- [Ralph pours in the milk]
- Ralph: First, you add milk...
- [Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]
- Ralph: ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers.
- [Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]
- Ralph: [enjoying the flour] Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! :[smelling coffee] Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! :[smoke fills the room]
- [Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]
- Ralph: Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop!
- [Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]
- Ralph: Gee, your hair smells terrific!
- [Ralph starts mopping]
- Ralph: Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess!
- [The mop breaks and is all filled with water]
- Ralph: Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special swirly shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at school!
- [Ralph puts the mop in the toilet and starts flushing it]
- Ralph: Uh-oh. Mighty mop is wetting himself. He needs to put on a pair of my "I'm a Big Boy Now" diapers.
- [Smoke alarms go off throughout the house]
- Ralph: Don't be alarmed, Mr. Smokey Detector! It's just me... Ralph!
- [Ralph walks into his room, as water starts to fill from the toilet]
- Ralph: I forgot why I came in here for. [looks at the toy boat and starts singing] Toy boat! Toy boat! Toy boat! Sailing, sailing, over the pounding brain!
- [Someone knocks on the front door]
- Ralph: I think someone's knocking at the front door!
- [Someone smashes the front door with an axe]
- Ralph: [looks at the fireman madly] Bad man! You broke and entered! Daddy's gonna put you in the jail house!
- Ralph: [outside, as the firemen try to put out the fire] I made coffee and toaster waffles for everyone!
- Clancy: I can't understand it! I only went out to the driveway to get the newspaper!
