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| − | + | :''[[Clancy Wiggum|Clancy]]''': Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay? | |
| − | + | :''[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]''': Yes, daddy! | |
| − | '''Clancy''': I won't be gone long, son. | + | :'''Clancy''': I won't be gone long, son. |
| − | '''Ralph''': Okay, daddy! | + | :'''Ralph''': Okay, daddy! |
| − | ''[Ralph shuts the door]'' | + | :''[Ralph shuts the door]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': That makes ''me'' the man of the house. I'm just like daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter. | + | :'''Ralph''': That makes ''me'' the man of the house. I'm just like daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter. |
| − | ''[Ralph locks the door]'' | + | :''[Ralph locks the door]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': First, I must secure the perimeter. | + | :'''Ralph''': First, I must secure the perimeter. |
| − | ''[Ralph walks into the kitchen]'' | + | :''[Ralph walks into the kitchen]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Now, it's time for a man of the house ''meal''! Okay, kitchen... I'm the boss of ''you'' now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator! | + | :'''Ralph''': Now, it's time for a man of the house ''meal''! Okay, kitchen... I'm the boss of ''you'' now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator! |
| − | ''[Ralph walks to the coffee maker]'' | + | :''[Ralph walks to the coffee maker]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink! | + | :'''Ralph''': I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink! |
| − | ''[Ralph pours a vase with water and flowers inside]'' | + | :''[Ralph pours a vase with water and flowers inside]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': First you add water. | + | :'''Ralph''': First you add water. |
| − | ''[Ralph pours coffee mix]'' | + | :''[Ralph pours coffee mix]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Then, you add the coffee peanuts. | + | :'''Ralph''': Then, you add the coffee peanuts. |
| − | ''[Ralph pours pure sugar and milk]'' | + | :''[Ralph pours pure sugar and milk]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Daddy likes ''his'' coffee with cream and sugar! | + | :'''Ralph''': Daddy likes ''his'' coffee with cream and sugar! |
| − | ''[Ralph puts the coffee maker in the stove, as the kitchen is already a mess]'' | + | :''[Ralph puts the coffee maker in the stove, as the kitchen is already a mess]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': And now, you put it in the cooking machine. | + | :'''Ralph''': And now, you put it in the cooking machine. |
| − | ''[Ralph turns it on 500 degrees]'' | + | :''[Ralph turns it on 500 degrees]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles! | + | :'''Ralph''': Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles! |
| − | '''Ralph''': ''[singing]'' I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo! | + | :'''Ralph''': ''[singing]'' I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo! |
| − | ''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' | + | :''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': First, you add milk... | + | :'''Ralph''': First, you add milk... |
| − | + | ::'[Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]'' | |
| − | '''Ralph''': ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers. | + | :'''Ralph''': ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers. |
| − | ''[Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]'' | + | :''[Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': ''[enjoying the flour]'' Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! ''[smelling coffee]'' Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! ''[smoke fills the room]'' | + | :'''Ralph''': ''[enjoying the flour]'' Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! :''[smelling coffee]'' Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! :''[smoke fills the room]'' |
| − | ''[Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]'' | + | :''[Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop! | + | :'''Ralph''': Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop! |
| − | ''[Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]'' | + | :''[Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Gee, your hair smells terrific! | + | :'''Ralph''': Gee, your hair smells terrific! |
| − | ''[Ralph starts mopping]'' | + | :''[Ralph starts mopping]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess! | + | :'''Ralph''': Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess! |
| − | ''[The mop breaks and is all filled with water]'' | + | :''[The mop breaks and is all filled with water]'' |
| − | '''Ralph''': Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special ''swirly'' shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]! | + | :'''Ralph''': Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special ''swirly'' shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]! |
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- Clancy': Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay?
- Ralph': Yes, daddy!
- Clancy: I won't be gone long, son.
- Ralph: Okay, daddy!
- [Ralph shuts the door]
- Ralph: That makes me the man of the house. I'm just like daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter.
- [Ralph locks the door]
- Ralph: First, I must secure the perimeter.
- [Ralph walks into the kitchen]
- Ralph: Now, it's time for a man of the house meal! Okay, kitchen... I'm the boss of you now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator!
- [Ralph walks to the coffee maker]
- Ralph: I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink!
- [Ralph pours a vase with water and flowers inside]
- Ralph: First you add water.
- [Ralph pours coffee mix]
- Ralph: Then, you add the coffee peanuts.
- [Ralph pours pure sugar and milk]
- Ralph: Daddy likes his coffee with cream and sugar!
- [Ralph puts the coffee maker in the stove, as the kitchen is already a mess]
- Ralph: And now, you put it in the cooking machine.
- [Ralph turns it on 500 degrees]
- Ralph: Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles!
- Ralph: [singing] I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo!
- [Ralph pours in the milk]
- Ralph: First, you add milk...
- '[Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]
- Ralph: ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers.
- [Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]
- Ralph: [enjoying the flour] Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! :[smelling coffee] Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! :[smoke fills the room]
- [Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]
- Ralph: Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop!
- [Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]
- Ralph: Gee, your hair smells terrific!
- [Ralph starts mopping]
- Ralph: Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess!
- [The mop breaks and is all filled with water]
- Ralph: Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special swirly shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at school!
