The Man of the House

General

The Man of the House

Comic Information

Release date:	February 2012
Comic series:	Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders
Pages:	7

The Man of the House is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Ralph Wiggum Comics #1.

Synopsis

Chief Wiggum steps out of the house for a few minutes, telling Ralph that he's in charge until he gets back. When Ralph takes his dad's words to heart and starts doing "man of the house" things, a series of disasters ensues.

Plot

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Clancy Wiggum says he has to run out of the house for a minute, and tells Ralph that he's in charge until he gets back. After Clancy leaves, Ralph realizes that being in charge makes him the man of the house. First, saying that he "must secure the perimeter", Ralph locks the dead bolt on the front door. With that duty attended to, Ralph goes to the kitchen to make himself a "man of the house meal" and asserts his authority by telling the kitchen and the refrigerator that he's the boss of them.

Ralph begins his "man of the house meal" by making coffee. He pours water from a vase with flowers into the coffeepot's water reservoir, followed by an entire can of coffee. Then, saying that "Daddy likes his coffee with cream and sugar", Ralph adds a jug of milk and a healthy portion of a bag of sugar. He then puts the coffeepot into the oven (which he calls the "cooking machine"), sets the oven's temperature to 500 degrees and waits for the coffee to be ready.

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While Clancy Wiggum leave Ralph alone in the house for a minute, he decides to be the man in the house. He begins to lock the door before he start to make coffee, after stopping all the ingredients in the coffee filter, he stops the coffee machine in the oven. While he waiting on the coffee he making toaster waffles and pour in milk, flourn and eggs into the toaster. Ralph discovers at he has mess up the kitchen and begins to sweep the floor, then mop becomes dirty, so he decides to wash it by putting it in the toilet and flush, but it does not work. The house is now starting to getting over flooding. The fire alarm starts to alarm so Ralph asks the alarm to stop the signal. Ralph finds his toy boat and starts playing with it in the over flooding house. A fireman then cuts down the entrance door, which makes Ralph angry. Ralph is sending out to the plant where he tell at he made coffee and toaster waffles for everyone while Clancy tries to explain to the firemen that he did not know how that could happen fo he just picked the newspaper on the driveway while the fireman tried to extinguish the fire.