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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... [[Celine Dion]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} ''[SOB!]'' My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Um, that's not what I asked. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} What planet have you been living on? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Stop copying me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I mean it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I mean it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse: Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
- Kent Brockman: Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
- Milhouse: Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
- Kent Brockman: Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... Celine Dion!
- Milhouse: Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad?
- Lunchlady Doris: [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
- Milhouse: Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
- Chief Wiggum: Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
- Milhouse: Um, that's not what I asked.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!
- Marge: Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
- Edna Krabappel: What planet have you been living on?
- Milhouse: Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
- Mayor Quimby: Stop copying me!
- Milhouse: I mean it!
- Mayor Quimby: I mean it!
- Milhouse: Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
- Mayor Quimby: You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
- Milhouse: No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
- Bart: Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
- Kent Brockman: Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
