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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart? What are you doing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I are too many dog treats. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} And I lost my glasses. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, sweetie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! What happened to ou? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We need to find something to do with fast food! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I sense fries and gravy! This way! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I didn't know your old man could move that fast! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Only when trans fats are involved! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Professor Frink? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Thank Turing you're here! Untie me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Are you behind all this? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Huh? Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I like this so far! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I knew it! Space aliens! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We caught you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]}} Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of {{Ch|Justin Bieber}}'s new haircut! | |
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Latest revision as of 11:19, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
- Nelson Muntz: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
- Lisa: I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
- Nelson: No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!
- Lisa: Bart? What are you doing?
- Bart: We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
- Nelson: Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
- Bart: Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
- Ralph Wiggum: I are too many dog treats.
- Milhouse Van Houten: And I lost my glasses.
- Homer: Hey, sweetie!
- Lisa: Dad! What happened to ou?
- Homer: The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
- Lisa: We need to find something to do with fast food!
- Homer: I sense fries and gravy! This way!
- Nelson: I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
- Lisa: Only when trans fats are involved!
- Lisa: Professor Frink?
- Professor Frink: Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
- Nelson: Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
- Lisa: Are you behind all this?
- Professor Frink: Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
- Nelson: Huh? Why?
- Professor Frink: To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
- Lisa: I like this so far!
- Professor Frink: But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!
- Nelson: I knew it! Space aliens!
- Lisa: We caught you!
- Kang/Kodos: Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
- Lisa: Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!
