The Beer -N- Brawl

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Location Information Use: Bar

The Beer -N- Brawl is a country bar located in Spittle County and one or two hours' driving time from Springfield. It is where Homer Simpson discovered Lurleen Lumpkin.

History

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Fights are a common ocurrence at The Beer -N- Brawl.

The Beer -N- Brawl's features are that it serves plenty of beer, has frequent live country western music acts, and caters to a very rowdy clientele. The B -N- B's customers are known to start fights at the drop of a hat, for any reason or no reason at all. When they're not fighting each other, the customers are known to throw things at the live musicians if they don't like the performance. In addition to fighting, the customers love their beer, and get upset when service is interrupted.

The Beer -N- Brawl serves Fudd Beer both on tap and in bottles, rather than Duff Beer. The bar also serves the Fudd variant Fudd Dry.

Homer Simpson visited The Beer -N- Brawl after he got into an argument with his family and decided he needed to get away for a while. When Homer arrived at the bar, a fight broke out almost as soon as he walked in the door. While Homer nursed a Fudd, two live performers came on stage. The first was Yodelin' Zeke, whom the customers did not like. Zeke only got through the first few notes of his song before the crowd threw chairs and other objects at the stage, knocking him unconscious. The next performer was Lurleen, who at the time was working as a cocktail waitress at the bar. The crowd booed and murmured ominously when the announcer said that drink service would stop while Lurleen was singing, but they calmed down while she sang "Your Wife Don't Understand You". She then went back to serving drinks, and the customers resumed their usual rowdy behavior.

While the crowd was calmed by Lurleen's song, Homer was utterly entranced by it. The next day, he drove back to Spittle County and helped Lurleen record the song on CD. Later, she asked him to be her manager, and he accepted.