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The Ballad of Cylinder Head

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"The Ballad of Cylinder Head"
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Song Information
Singers: Zooey Deschanel
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Mary Spuckler
Bart Simpson
Length: 0:45
Writer(s): Lyrics: Tim Long
Music: Zooey Deschanel
Appearance(s): "Moonshine River"

"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" is a song sung by Mary Spuckler to Bart, although Bart puts in a small rap in the middle.


Lyrics

Mary Spuckler:
A boy I knew turned up again,
Kind of liked him way back when,
Chased him round the livestock then-
Bart Simpson:
Rolling on my skateboard,
Pimping like a drug lord.
Mary Spuckler:
Well I'm on the curse of womanhood,
And I like a boy that ain't no good.
At nothing, except making me smile,
That's Bart.
I felt my old ways
But I sure missed his cylinder head.
Now that boy has a come to me, oh yes.
B-A-R, now where's that T?
Where is it? I don't know.
Oh, that's Bart!

Appearances