The Amazing Radioactive Spider!/Quotes
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- Radioactive Man: We all know that the U.S.A. was blessed with the discovery of the atom bomb! Certainly, in a time of crisis, we knew how to use it! But what do we know of atomic energy's by-product-- --Radioactivity? There is so much about it to be learned--And yet to be discovered! Keep in mind that radioactivity can be very, very deadly at times... But it also works in mysterious ways! [thinking] I wish I could tell these kids that I got my powers by being caught in an atomic blast-- But I'm afraid impressionable youngsters might try the same stunt and hurt themselves! [out loud] Science has learned that an unhealthy dose of radioactivity might very well cause incredible and uncanny changes in living organisms. It could conceivably change even the most insignificant life forms-- --Into monsters!
- Parker Peterman: That caped moron doesn't know what he's talking about! Radioactivity is deadly, for Pete's sake!! Where is he getting his science from-- --Comic books?!
- Buck Curtis: Every time I try to be friendly with Parker, he twists it around as if I'm picking on him! Golly, I'm the captain of the football team, not the school bully!
- Radioactive Man: I think I understand... ...Your classmate Peterman suffers from what experts call an inferiority complex! All Peterman needs is a little self-confidence and he'll fit in just fine!
- Aunt Mabel: My house--!
- Uncle Benny: My nephew-- He's grown into that horrible monster!
- Radioactive Man: Your nephew--? His name wouldn't happen to be Parker Peterson, would it?
- Aunt Mabel: My house--!
- Radioactive Man: Ugh-- Don't want to hurt him-- He's still [GRUNT!] your nephew!
- Uncle Benny: He's not the nephew I remember. [CHOKE!] Now he's a monster!
- Aunt Mabel: And that monster wrecked my house! [SOB!] Squash him, Radioactive Man-- Squash him like a bug!!
- Radioactive Man: Oh, no-- My atomic radiation just made it bigger and more powerful!
- Aunt Mabel: Nice going, ya big boob!
- Radioactive Man: All I'm saying is, with accidental powers, comes irresponsibility!
- Parker Peterman: Says you! Rules are meant to be broken! Look at us! Why didn't all that radioactivity kill us? How does it turn me into a spider and give you super powers?? It defies all science!!
- Radioactive Man: There's a simple explanation to that, Parker-- And that is this-- --There are things in this universe better left... unexplained!
