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Difference between revisions of "Rod & Todd Pray-Off/Quotes"

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:'''[[Rod]]:''' Roll the dice, Todd!  
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{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Roll the dice, Todd!  
:'''[[Todd]]:''' I'm praying for a seven!
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} I'm praying for a seven!
:'''[[Rod]]:''' I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
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{{qf|Rod}} I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
:'''[[Todd]]:''' Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
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{{qf|Todd}} Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
:'''[[Rod]]:''' I know! Let's pray for other people!
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{{qf|Rod}} I know! Let's pray for other people!
:'''[[Todd]]:''' Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!
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{{qf|Todd}} Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!
 
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:'''[[Todd]]:''' I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.
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{{qf|Todd}} I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.
 
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
:'''[[God]]:''' [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.
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{{qf|[[God]]}} [SIGH.] Great [[Thomas Aquinas]] is never going to let me hear th end of this.
 
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:'''[[Rod]]:''' I pray that the Simpson... um...
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{{qf|Rod}} I pray that the Simpson... um...
:'''[[Todd]]:''' The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
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{{qf|Todd}} The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
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{{qf|Homer}} And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]:''' Aaahh!
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{{qf|Rod & Todd}} Aaahh!
 
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]:''' Yay! Selfessness!
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{{qf|Rod & Todd}} Yay! Selfessness!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Somebody up there likes us, boy.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Somebody up there likes us, boy.
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Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021



Rod Flanders: Roll the dice, Todd!
Todd Flanders: I'm praying for a seven!
Rod: I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
Todd: Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
Rod: I know! Let's pray for other people!
Todd: Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!

Todd: I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.

Professor Frink: Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
God: [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.

Rod: I pray that the Simpson... um...
Todd: The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
Bart: Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
Homer: And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
Rod & Todd: Aaahh!

Ned Flanders: Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
Rod & Todd: Yay! Selfessness!
Bart: Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
Homer: Somebody up there likes us, boy.