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:'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess. | :'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]]. |
:'''Miss Hoover''': Of course, Lisa. | :'''Miss Hoover''': Of course, Lisa. | ||
:''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]'' | :''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]'' | ||
Revision as of 17:10, September 3, 2012
- [The scene is Miss Hoover's classroom at Springfield Elementary School. Miss Hoover announces the day's project.]
- Miss Hoover: Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
- Ralph: Can I be my cat, Mittens?
- Miss Hoover: Use your imagination. [She starts handing out supplies to the students.]
- Janey Powell: I'll be a princess.
- Lisa Simpson: I'll be Ms. Liberty.
- Miss Hoover: Of course, Lisa.
- [Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]
- Ralph: I'll be a horse. No, two horses! [He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]
- Miss Hoover: [drily] You can be three horses if you want.
- [The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]
- Ralph: [trying to shake the bottle loose] Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
- Miss Hoover: Ralph, I am not your mom. [groaning, to herself] Oh no, it begins!
- [Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]
- Ralph: Ha ha ha! I fell again! [He tries to get up and trips and falls again.] Ahhh! This is fun!
- [Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]
- Ralph: Do I look like a horse yet?
- [Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]
- Allison Taylor: [wearing a pair of butterfly wings] Great costume, Lisa!
- Lisa: [costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself] I'm sure I'll win first prize.
- [It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]
- Principal Skinner: That's a perfect costume!
- Miss Hoover: It's just adorable!
- Lisa: [to herself, grinning in triumph] I knew it! [She begins an acceptance speech.]
- Lisa: Thank you, I wasn't expec— [cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by] Hello! I'm over here!
- Principal Skinner: And we have a winner!
- Miss Hoover: I agree. Who would have thought it!
- [Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]
- Principal Skinner [walking away] Best mummy costume ever!
- Ralph: [completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon] Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
