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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh right, were we still doing this? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, new daddy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Um... so what do you do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} At school I eat things for money. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sweet. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} This show is scary! The boat talks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Police like my other daddy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I told you I'm not going! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I wasn't talking to you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Oh, boy! Let's go! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, Ralph and I... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Meet my new dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Barney?! What's the big idea? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Do you have any hamster food? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There's still some in my pockets! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Give it here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Hi, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Sure! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:09, May 15, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.
- Homer: Oh right, were we still doing this?
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi, new daddy!
- Homer: Um... so what do you do?
- Ralph: At school I eat things for money.
- Homer: Sweet.
- Ralph: This show is scary! The boat talks!
- Homer: It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.
- Ralph: Police like my other daddy!
- Bart: Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!
- Homer: Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!
- Bart: I told you I'm not going!
- Homer: I wasn't talking to you!
- Ralph: Oh, boy! Let's go!
- Bart: Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!
- Homer: Well, Ralph and I...
- Bart: Meet my new dad!
- Barney Gumble: Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!
- Homer: Barney?! What's the big idea?
- Bart: Do you have any hamster food?
- Lisa: There's still some in my pockets!
- Bart: Give it here!
- Ralph: Hi, Bart!
- Bart: Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?
- Ralph: Sure!
