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Difference between revisions of "Not On My Clothes"

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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
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:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson.  Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."''
 
:''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson.  Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."''
  
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]''':
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:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:'''
 
:''"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use!  Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!''
 
:''"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use!  Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!''
  
:'''[[Bart]]''':
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:'''[[Bart]]:'''
 
:''Care to concede that bet?''
 
:''Care to concede that bet?''
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:''No.  Come on, Willie!  I believe in you!''
 
:''No.  Come on, Willie!  I believe in you!''
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.''
 
:''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.''
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:''Say it again!''
 
:''Say it again!''
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:What flows from the nose
 
:What flows from the nose
 
:Does not go on my clothes!
 
:Does not go on my clothes!
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:I think he's got it!
 
:I think he's got it!
 
:Oh yes, he's got it!
 
:Oh yes, he's got it!
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:What flows from the nose
 
:What flows from the nose
 
:Does not go on my clothes!
 
:Does not go on my clothes!
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:Where is that ghastly flow?
 
:Where is that ghastly flow?
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:The nose! The nose!
 
:The nose! The nose!
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:And where should it not go?
 
:And where should it not go?
  
:'''[[Homer]]''':
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:Blue pants!  Blue pants!
 
:Blue pants!  Blue pants!
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:''Dad!  Get your own song!''
 
:''Dad!  Get your own song!''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Fine.''
 
:''Fine.''
  

Revision as of 10:36, October 8, 2019

"Not On My Clothes"
Not On My Clothes.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Groundskeeper Willie
Lisa Simpson
Homer Simpson (minor)
Writer(s): Orignal song: Alan Jay Lerner
Parody lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "My Fair Laddy"

Not On My Clothes is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics

Lisa:
(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."
Groundskeeper Willie:
"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!
Bart:
Care to concede that bet?
Lisa:
No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.
Lisa:
Say it again!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
I think he's got it!
Oh yes, he's got it!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
Where is that ghastly flow?
Groundskeeper Willie:
The nose! The nose!
Lisa:
And where should it not go?
Homer:
Blue pants! Blue pants!
Lisa:
Dad! Get your own song!
Homer:
Fine.
I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

Behind the Laughter

Appearances