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Monster Mash-Up/Quotes

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Homer: Hello?! Donuts and beer? Where are you? Gotta hand it to the owners of this new joint... they really went all out on the Halloween decorations.

Homer: Whaa?! M-M-Marge?! Y-you... you're not really d-d-dead, are you?!
Marge: I'm afraid so, Homer.
Homer: [GASP!] N-no, Marge, you can't be a g-g-ghost!
Marge: Of couse, I can, Homie. It's easy to be dead!
Homer: [CHOKE!]

Moe: Brainns...
Duffman: Brainsss... oh yeah!
Barney: Brrrains... [BRRAAAP!]
Homer: I knew it! But why are you groping at me? You don't have any beer and donuts....
Moe, Duffman, and Barney: Brrrainnnsss
Homer: ...and I sure don't have nay brains!

Homer: No! She may have become a hideous ghost, but I'm not going to leave Marge ever again! Marge, I don't care if you're still my ghoul! You're still my ghoul! You're still my ghoul! I'm sorry for chasing after sugary snacks instead of you! Please forgive me!
Marge: What? You're not supposed to say that!

Homer: It's all disappearing! This is just like some old story where the main character learns something important from his crazy ordeal... ...but I just wanna get the heck out of here!