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Like a Boss!/Quotes

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Principal Skinner: Huzzah! Bart Simpson is gone forever! Free hot dogs for everyone!
Stereo: Celebrate good times, come on!
Waylon Smithers: Listen, Simpson, due to cutback we've had to lay off half the plant! So we're getting the other half to duble up and do the jobs of the people we've let go!
Homer: So what's my extra job?
Waylon Smithers: Jobs were distributed randomly so... you're the new supervisor of sector 7-G.
Homer: I'm my own boss? Permission to "Whoo-hoo!"?
Waylon Smithers: Do it after I'm gone.
Homer: Whoo-hoo!
Waylon Smithers:I can still hear you!
Bart: Ha! Okay, say it!
Milhouse Van Houten: [SIGH] Bart Simpson is the greatest video game player ever!
Duffman: Duff had to pay to have the church fumigated! You're fired!
Bart: Meh. I quit an hour ago. I got a better job offer and told you all about it.
Duffman: Duffman's got to stop drinking at work.
Homer: Mr. Burns, I just wanted to let you know I'm firing Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Never heard of him! Let me look up his file!
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