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I Don't Know Any History

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"I Don't Know Any History"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Gary Chalmers
Length: 0:27
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Broti Gupta
Appearance(s): "Habeas Tortoise"

"I Don't Know Any History" is a song performed by Gary Chalmers at the wedding of Elizabeth Hoover and Gil Gunderson.

Lyrics

I don't know any history.
It's all one big conspiracy.
I can't prove there are science books.
Bunch of experts spouting gobbledygook.
All I know is that I love you.
And there's microchips in Charleston Chews.
The virus was caused by 5G.

Appearances