I Don't Know Any History

"I Don't Know Any History"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Characters: Gary Chalmers Length: 0:27 Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: Broti Gupta Appearance(s): "Habeas Tortoise"

"I Don't Know Any History" is a song performed by Gary Chalmers at the wedding of Elizabeth Hoover and Gil Gunderson.

Lyrics

I don't know any history.

It's all one big conspiracy.

I can't prove there are science books.

Bunch of experts spouting gobbledygook.

All I know is that I love you.

And there's microchips in Charleston Chews.

The virus was caused by 5G.

Appearances

• Episode – "Habeas Tortoise"