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Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!

Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!

Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.

Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!

Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.

Homer:: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.

Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.

Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?

Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.

Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!

Springfield Elementary.

Bart{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?

Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.

Milhouse{talking to himself}: So cold...so very cold.

Marge:"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude."

Bart:"Here you go, Todd, the city edition."

Ned Flanders:"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?"

Lisa:"Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality."

Maude Flanders: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.

Bart: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!

Maggie removes her pacifier.

Maggie: Daddily doodily!

Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!

Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.

Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!

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