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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}} Now now, Maude. Three weeks isn't that long for Ned to be missing, remember, the lord works in his own time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} He's right. And experienced junior camper leader could live for weeks in these woods. There's a whole there and most of them aren't all that poisonous! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho fellow worshippers! Why all the tears and sniffles? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} He's alive! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Daddy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} Ned!!!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't be so sure, mom! He could be a flesh-eating zombie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true! Does this mean I don't get to keep his motor home? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, his family still owns that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Gee willikers, mi familia! If I knew id'd get this kind of welcome, I'd have gotten lost in the woods before! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Oh, daddy! We missed you so much! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Brriing! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bank cashier}} Stop him! Help We've been robbed! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Okilly-dokilly, everybody! This is a stick-up start singing Lil' Rabbit Foo Foo, and no one will get hurt! And I want the long version! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [SIGH]... I can't believe my model of male machismo is eating a vegetarian Krusty midway meal! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} It's da only way to get da free toy! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well Bart, what do you see?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Rainer ha a bald spot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} I shaved it for a role they offered Connery! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [GASP] Uh-oh! I think we're in trouble! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What is it, Bart?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} Do you see Maria? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} My face is carved into the grass!! And not in a flattering way! But what does all this have to do with me?! | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[from behind a tree, the informant who led Bart, Lisa and Wolfcastle to the woods watches on as the real Ned Flanders enters his house]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} I'm home at last Flan-clan! How 'bout some crustless tuna sandwiches and a vigorous game of Chutes and Ladders?! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[the next panel reveals him to be the Ned Flanders clone]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned clone}} ''[thinking]'' I envy you, Ned. Ever since I robbed that bank, I've felt my evil programming waning. I guess the goodness I inherited from you was too much, even for that nasty wasty old Rigellian technology. | |
:''The Flanders clone turns and walks into the moonlight, next to him is a sign which reads: New York 736 miles'' | :''The Flanders clone turns and walks into the moonlight, next to him is a sign which reads: New York 736 miles'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Ned clone}} ''[thinking]'' Ah well, I guess there's not enough room in Springfield for '''two''' Ned Flanders. I might as well skeedaddle off to another town, someplace where a friendly neighborhood clone like me can stay out of trouble. Mmm, I wonder.... | |
:'''"The End?"''' | :'''"The End?"''' | ||
Revision as of 07:21, September 18, 2020
- Rev. Lovejoy: Now now, Maude. Three weeks isn't that long for Ned to be missing, remember, the lord works in his own time!
- Clancy Wiggum: He's right. And experienced junior camper leader could live for weeks in these woods. There's a whole there and most of them aren't all that poisonous!
- Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho fellow worshippers! Why all the tears and sniffles?
- Marge: He's alive!
- Rod Flanders: Daddy!
- Maude Flanders: Ned!!!!
- Bart: Don't be so sure, mom! He could be a flesh-eating zombie!
- Homer: D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true! Does this mean I don't get to keep his motor home?
- Marge: Homer, his family still owns that!
- Ned: Gee willikers, mi familia! If I knew id'd get this kind of welcome, I'd have gotten lost in the woods before!
- Todd Flanders: Oh, daddy! We missed you so much!
- Sound: Brriing!
- Bank cashier: Stop him! Help We've been robbed!
- Ned: Okilly-dokilly, everybody! This is a stick-up start singing Lil' Rabbit Foo Foo, and no one will get hurt! And I want the long version!
- Bart: [SIGH]... I can't believe my model of male machismo is eating a vegetarian Krusty midway meal!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: It's da only way to get da free toy!
- Lisa: Well Bart, what do you see?!
- Bart: Rainer ha a bald spot!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: I shaved it for a role they offered Connery!
- Bart: [GASP] Uh-oh! I think we're in trouble!
- Lisa: What is it, Bart?!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Do you see Maria?
- Bart: My face is carved into the grass!! And not in a flattering way! But what does all this have to do with me?!
- [from behind a tree, the informant who led Bart, Lisa and Wolfcastle to the woods watches on as the real Ned Flanders enters his house]
- Ned: I'm home at last Flan-clan! How 'bout some crustless tuna sandwiches and a vigorous game of Chutes and Ladders?!
- [the next panel reveals him to be the Ned Flanders clone]
- Ned clone: [thinking] I envy you, Ned. Ever since I robbed that bank, I've felt my evil programming waning. I guess the goodness I inherited from you was too much, even for that nasty wasty old Rigellian technology.
- The Flanders clone turns and walks into the moonlight, next to him is a sign which reads: New York 736 miles
- Ned clone: [thinking] Ah well, I guess there's not enough room in Springfield for two Ned Flanders. I might as well skeedaddle off to another town, someplace where a friendly neighborhood clone like me can stay out of trouble. Mmm, I wonder....
- "The End?"
