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:'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do ? | :'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do ? | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[[Lisa]] holds up three berries'' |
| − | :'''Bart''': What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans | + | :'''Bart''': What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans? |
:'''Lisa''': All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. ''(Squishes a purple berry)'' | :'''Lisa''': All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. ''(Squishes a purple berry)'' | ||
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)'' | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)'' | ||
:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good? | :'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good? | ||
:'''Ralph''': They taste like ''(pause)'' burning. | :'''Ralph''': They taste like ''(pause)'' burning. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Welp, food patrol blew it. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': Oh yeah? Well your shelter does not look like something to boast about. | ||
| + | :''Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': You will be thankful when monsoon season hits. | ||
| + | :''Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto. | ||
| + | :''Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.'' | ||
| + | :'''Otto'''{talking to himself}: Oh man, I cannot swim another inch. I am going to drown. | ||
| + | :''Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.'' | ||
| + | :'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved! | ||
| + | :'''Fisherman #1'''{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others? | ||
| + | :'''Fisherman #2'''{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery. | ||
| + | :'''Otto'''{speaking English}: I think I am going to like it aboard this ship! | ||
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Revision as of 16:16, July 28, 2010
- Bart: Food patrol, how'd you do ?
- Lisa holds up three berries
- Bart: What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
- Lisa: All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. (Squishes a purple berry)
- Ralph: I ated the purple berries... oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), oh (falls over)
- Bart: How are they Ralph?... Good?
- Ralph: They taste like (pause) burning.
- Bart: Welp, food patrol blew it.
- Milhouse: Oh yeah? Well your shelter does not look like something to boast about.
- Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.
- Bart: You will be thankful when monsoon season hits.
- Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.
- Bart: Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
- Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.
- Otto{talking to himself}: Oh man, I cannot swim another inch. I am going to drown.
- Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.
- Otto: Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
- Fisherman #1{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
- Fisherman #2{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
- Otto{speaking English}: I think I am going to like it aboard this ship!
