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Bart's Beard/Quotes

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Revision as of 13:26, November 5, 2013 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that. :'''Marge:''' Let Bart have what? :'''Homer:''' D'oh! :'''Lisa:''' A vide...")
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Lisa: Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that.
Marge: Let Bart have what?
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A video restricted to those seventeeen and older.
Marge: Oh, Homer.
Bart: How much for "Clowns gone Wild!"?
Comic Book Guy: I am seeling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
Bart: $29.95?
Comic Book Guy: Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you belive I weill unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
Bart: Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
Bart: Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teet, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
Bart: Man, what a gyp! After all i went through! This tape is lame-o.
Lisa: I don't know Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
Milhouse: There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.
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