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Difference between revisions of "Are You Duff Enough?/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm. I'm not sure that an all-night party is the best way to spend our Saturday evening...
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hrmmm. I'm not sure that an all-night party is the best way to spend our Saturday evening...
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, you're always saying that I need to do something to win the kid's respect. What's more respectable than winning this contest? Look at their goofy little faces! They're totally into this!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, you're always saying that I need to do something to win the kid's respect. What's more respectable than winning this contest? Look at their goofy little faces! They're totally into this!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bring it home, dad!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bring it home, dad!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're a party animal, Homer!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're a party animal, Homer!
 
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:'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman will win this contest to prove he's the best! Oh yeah!
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{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman will win this contest to prove he's the best! Oh yeah!
 
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:'''[[Bill]]:''' We're down to the final two! It's Homer Simpson versus the mystery competitor.
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{{qf|{{ap|Bill|KBBL}}}} We're down to the final two! It's Homer Simpson versus the mystery competitor.
:'''[[Marty]]:''' Yes, that's his name on the registration form... "Mr. E. Competitor."
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{{qf|[[Marty]]}} Yes, that's his name on the registration form... "Mr. E. Competitor."
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, you threw the contest to help Duffman! I'm so proud of you! And to really sell it, you pretended to soil yourself!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you threw the contest to help Duffman! I'm so proud of you! And to really sell it, you pretended to soil yourself!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh, yeah... "pretended."
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{{qf|Homer}} Uh, yeah... "pretended."
 
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:'''[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]:''' And I hope your enjoy your prize... the change to be the Duff Energy Drink Mascot for a week!
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{{qf|[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]}} And I hope your enjoy your prize... the change to be the Duff Energy Drink Mascot for a week!
:'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman's heart feels so jittery and tingly!
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{{qf|Duffman}} Duffman's heart feels so jittery and tingly!
:'''[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]:''' Well, you've had nothing to drink but caffeine for the past 24 hours.
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{{qf|Howard K. Duff VIII}} Well, you've had nothing to drink but caffeine for the past 24 hours.
:'''[[Duffman]]:''' Looks like Duffman is pulling double duty! This will be the most intense week of Duffman's life! Oh yeah!
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{{qf|Duffman}} Looks like Duffman is pulling double duty! This will be the most intense week of Duffman's life! Oh yeah!
:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]:''' Please have the most intense week of your life... responsibly!
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{{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Please have the most intense week of your life... responsibly!
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Latest revision as of 08:07, May 15, 2021



Marge: Hrmmm. I'm not sure that an all-night party is the best way to spend our Saturday evening...
Homer: Marge, you're always saying that I need to do something to win the kid's respect. What's more respectable than winning this contest? Look at their goofy little faces! They're totally into this!
Lisa: Bring it home, dad!
Bart: You're a party animal, Homer!

Duffman: Duffman will win this contest to prove he's the best! Oh yeah!

Bill: We're down to the final two! It's Homer Simpson versus the mystery competitor.
Marty: Yes, that's his name on the registration form... "Mr. E. Competitor."

Lisa: Dad, you threw the contest to help Duffman! I'm so proud of you! And to really sell it, you pretended to soil yourself!
Homer: Uh, yeah... "pretended."

Howard K. Duff VIII: And I hope your enjoy your prize... the change to be the Duff Energy Drink Mascot for a week!
Duffman: Duffman's heart feels so jittery and tingly!
Howard K. Duff VIII: Well, you've had nothing to drink but caffeine for the past 24 hours.
Duffman: Looks like Duffman is pulling double duty! This will be the most intense week of Duffman's life! Oh yeah!
Blue-haired lawyer: Please have the most intense week of your life... responsibly!