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Latest revision as of 09:01, September 6, 2023
General
101 Ways to Die in a Kwik-E-Mart
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101 Ways to Die in a Kwik-E-Mart is a list by Apu first printed in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Hoodoo Voodoo Brouhaha.
Synopsis[edit]
- 1. A splinter in a unsanded rotisserie dog
- 2. Being the bottom half of a seven-foot-tall "Adult"
- 3. From a bullet*
- 4. Trampled to death near the sales display for expired circus peanuts
- 5. Your pacemaker gets too close to the microwave... and/or the nitrate-laden chili dog in the microwave gets too close to your mouth
- 6. Eating your "Pre-dinner" here every night for twenty years
- 7. Super-fats automatic doors
- 8. Crushed by the monster truck hubcap attached to the restroom key
- 9. Slipping on the one part of the floor that is not sticky
- 10. In line... from old age
- 11. Ambushed in the restroom by the feral cats, who live under the dumpster out back and have developed a taste for things that smell like grease, salt, and sugar
- 12-101. The jerky aisle: 'Nuff said
- *In the new "Bucket of Bulelts" Squishee! On sale now
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