The Simpsons: Tapped Out Flanders Family Reunion content update/Gameplay
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Flanders-O-Rama
Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1
After the user logs in on July 17th:
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Hey there, parent-eenos!
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Hi diddily-hi there, man!
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What's the happs, my little Ned-head?
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Stupid Flanders are multiplying...
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That's because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion.
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Well call me a minus sign because I'm nonplussed... Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me?
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No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their... hold on, what was I saying?
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Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the "herbal spinach" today.
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I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin' in?
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Oh, it shouldn't be any more than... hold on, what was I saying?
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Task: Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion (6s, Flanders House)
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What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line.
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I'm sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair.
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Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I'm not family.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2
After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1:
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Cousin Ted, I haven't seen you in a while.
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That's strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that.
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I'd love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together?
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As long as it's at my Springfield Episcopalian Church.
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I feel consternation toward that denomination! We'll go to my First Church of Springfield.
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Those blasphemers? I'd just as soon hob-nob with... Unitarians!
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*gasp* I'll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys!
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Task: Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One (4h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400]
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It seems we're never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity.
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Let's just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place.
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I'd prefer the Waffle House.
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Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3
After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2:
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Who's been leaving bear traps all over my property?
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That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: "Always Be Trapping".
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Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around.
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Great googly-moogly! What was that noise?
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One of my traps went off! Let's see what we got dere, ya?
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap (4h, Brown House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]
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See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear.
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That's not a bear.
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I was looking for cocktail wieners.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4
After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3:
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I trust you're settling in, Lord Thistlewick?
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I'm afraid the bedchamber with which you've provided me is woefully inadequate.
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I'll need one large enough to house me and my footman.
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I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement...
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And the footman? When will he be provided?
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Task: Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick (8h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x200] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5
After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4:
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Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree!
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I don't get it.
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"Tense" and "tents" are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn't really work in print.
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Anyway, you're the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house?
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I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I'll need some highly specialized supplies first...
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Task: Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]
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I'll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines.
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You already have those things! You "borrowed" them from me years ago!
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Oh... Then stand back and watch a master in action!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 6
After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5:
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Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I've got things to say about politics! And religion? Don't get me started!
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I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I'm for the other guy!
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If anyone disagrees with me, you're an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer!
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Task: Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion (8h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400] On job start:
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I've never seen such an uncouth individual! This is what I get for cavorting with the lower gentry.
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This guy leaves me colder than a Manitoba toilet seat!
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As the ice cream said to the banana, let's split!
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Sorry Neddy, but this pal of yours is seriously harshing our buzz.
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No amount of herbal spinach could make this cat bearable. Let's make like Kerouac and get On the Road!
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I'm just as shocked as all of you! Please don't leave!
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Well, if you really want us to stay...
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Looks like Pop's already in the car, Mom! See you later!
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On job end:
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I just wish you hadn't passed out naked in the middle of the yard.
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Naked? I'll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head.
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I suppose now that things are back to normal, you'll be leaving too?
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Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I'll be sticking around for a looong time.
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*sigh* What's that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself?
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How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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