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The Nerd Boat

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"The Nerd Boat"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Homer Simpson
Pacific Princess Leia captain
Length: 1:13
Writer(s): Original: Charles Fox and Paul Williams
Parody lyrics: Broti Gupta
Appearance(s): "Murder, She Boat"

"The Nerd Boat" is a song performed by Homer and the captain of the Pacific Princess Leia.

Lyrics

Homer:
Nerds.
Exciting and new.
Play pickleball,
With Doctor Who.
The Nerd Boat,
Your Wolverine T-shirt is like a tux.
The Nerd Boat.
Where everyone knows the new Star Wars sucks.
The drinks are all virgin,
Just like all the guests on board.
Too busy geeking on movies,
From Miller and Lord.
And nerds,
Won't hurt anymore.
Ship Captain:
That's a vow from your crew,
The Fantastic Four.
You're nerds,
Welcome aboard, you nerds.

Behind the Laughter

"The Nerd Boat" is a parody of the theme from and opening of the TV show The Love Boat.

Appearances