The Nerd Boat
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
"The Nerd Boat"
| ||||||||||
Song Information
|
"The Nerd Boat" is a song performed by Homer and the captain of the Pacific Princess Leia.
Lyrics[edit]
- Homer:
- Nerds.
- Exciting and new.
- Play pickleball,
- With Doctor Who.
- The Nerd Boat,
- Your Wolverine T-shirt is like a tux.
- The Nerd Boat.
- Where everyone knows the new Star Wars sucks.
- The drinks are all virgin,
- Just like all the guests on board.
- Too busy geeking on movies,
- From Miller and Lord.
- And nerds,
- Won't hurt anymore.
- Ship Captain:
- That's a vow from your crew,
- The Fantastic Four.
- You're nerds,
- Welcome aboard, you nerds.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"The Nerd Boat" is a parody of the theme from and opening of the TV show The Love Boat.