| The Manhattan Project
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Manhattan Project is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the First Time Packs content update. It requires Shelbyville Manhattan to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark
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Good lord, where am I? And what is this ugly city?
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You're in Springfield, Mister... uh...
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Manhattan. Shelbyville Manhattan.
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*gasp* I know you! You're the guy who invented Manhattan Clam Chowder!
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No, Dad, he's the man who founded Shelbyville.
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Oh. Is Shelbyville Clam Chowder the creamy kind or the red kind?
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Speaking of red and creamy, I could go for a little female companionship.
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Are any of my attractive cousins around?
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Eew.
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Now now, Lisa. Who are we to judge the racist and sexist ways of the past.
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Fine. I'll take you to see your cousins. But first you have to let me interview you for the school newspaper.
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Fine. What's the subject of your article -- American heroes?
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No -- a recently discovered caveman.
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Task: "Make Lisa Interview Shelbyville for the Paper". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Take Shelbyville to See His Cousins". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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You tricked me! You took me to a cemetery to see my cousins' GRAVES!
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nd yet you still tried to kiss them.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark
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I've got to find a suitable bride...
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You there! Where did you find that girl you're always kissing who's also always kissing everyone else?
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What?! Shauna's cheating on me?
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We met in high school.
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"High school?" Very well, to "high school" I go!
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Hold it right there! You're not setting foot in that school, creep! Can't you read the sign? "No Trespassing".
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No I cannot!
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There is nothing sadder than adult illiteracy. We've got to do the responsible thing: get this deviant adult into that school!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Shelbyville Manhattan Go to High School to Become Literate". The job takes place at Springfield High School or Springfield Library and takes 24 hours.
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The best part of learning about indoor plumbing is giving swirlies to freshmen.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark
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If you're going to live here, you'll need to get with the times. No modern woman would go for such a brute.
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What difference does her opinion make? I'll just club her over the head and force her to marry me.
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Okay, even back in your time, I'm pretty sure that wasn't acceptable.
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We're going to the library so you can read up on contemporary culture.
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How am I supposed to do that? I don't know how to read.
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Um, hello? Don't you know there's a whole genre of movies of guys being frozen and then thawed out in the future?
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What's your point?
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My point is that these movies always contain a montage of the character catching up on all the stuff they missed.
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Task: "Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon".
Task: "Make Shelbyville Watch Guy-Frozen-And-Thawed-Out-In-The-Future Movies". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 24 hours.
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I'm completely caught up on modern life. The only thing I didn't understand was the appeal of Pauly Shore...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark
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Now that I'm a modern man, I can start dating, but the idea of dating an unrelated person disgusts me. I hope I've made that abundantly clear.
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If only there was a surefire way to find out if someone was related to me.
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Actually, there is. It's called DNA testing.
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All you have to do is get people to let you swab the inside of their cheek, and I can test their DNA in my laborator -- BLURGHGH!
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Get your finger out of my mouth! You're supposed to use a COTTON SWAB to take the sample!
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Hey, you're the scientist. I'm just a guy who likes putting my finger in other people's mouths.
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Task: "Make Shelbyville Manhattan Swab Mouths for DNA Samples". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Get Swabbed" (x10). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and take 60 minutes.
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The results are in: I'm sorry, but you have NO LIVING RELATIVES.
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Nooo!
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Also, you tested positive for Male Pattern Baldness.
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NOOOOO!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark
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Well, the dream is over. I'll just have to settle for a non-cousin "normy".
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to eavesdrop, but did you just say you were thinking of settling?
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You know, I sort of have a thing for guys who are out of other options. The name's Miss Hoover.
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*sigh* If only your last name was Manhattan, I'd be all up in that.
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Wait a minute! Your name isn't Manhattan, but what if MINE was Hoover! Do you have any uncles?
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Yes, why?
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| Task: "Make Shelbyville Get Adopted by Miss Hoover's Uncle So They Are Cousins". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Well, it surely was a long road to get here, but I've never felt more in love!
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I love you too, Shelby, but do you have to bring your gun to bed?
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Stop trying to control me and my gun! I think we should see other people.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Manhattan Project, a World War II research and development program.
