The Booty/Quotes
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- Martin Prince: I admit I was reluctatnt to play hooky so that we could take this sepulchral treak through the wilderness, but this scenery is breathtaking! I feel at one with nature!
- Bart: Okay, martin... rein it in. Are you sure this is the way, Milhouse?
- Milhouse Van Houten: You bet, Bart! I overheard Jimbo and the bullies talking about it!
- Bart: Heads up! Looks like we've reached our objective!
- Milhouse: That's.. that's it, all right!
- Martin: [GASP] it's horrible!
- Bart: Eh. not really. I once saw something a lot more horrible than this! In fact, I'd say it was the worst thing ever! Gather 'round gentlemen and listen to my sordid story...
- Krusty the Clown: Great news! Just snake some money outta a mommy's purse and hustle your little legs over to your local Krustyburger... 'cause here's a new dessert on the menu! Finger-lickin', napkinstckin' Krustypie! You'll binge 'til you bulge! Hyuuck!
- Bart: Yum! That looks delicious!
- Krusty: Hey-hey, folks! It's me! Krusty the Clown! And i'm gonna hold a big contest tosee who can eat the most Krustypies!
- Bart: Huh?!
- Krusty: Here's the best part! The inner will get a signed copy of the very first and very rare Krustburger giveaway comic!
- Comic Book Guy: [GASP] Cover date fall 1953! Extremely rare and enormously valuable! I can swallow pies like Galactus swallows galaxies! That comic is mine!
- Krusty: People of Springfield today we celebrate my delicious and delectable lipsmacking Krustypies! Who will eat the most?! The underpaid educator?
- Principal Skinner: Having that comic would bring back fond memories of childhood.
- Agnes Skinner: Cram it, sisy!
- Principal Skinner:Yes, mother.
- Krusty: The leisure suitclad anachronism?
- Disco Stu: That book from the fifties make Stu weak in the knees!
- Krusty: The hulking man-child withn no life to speak of?
- Comic Book Guy: [HMPHF] In my line of work "Hulking" is a compliment.
- Krusty: Or the simple-minded everyman?
- Homer: Woo-hoo!
