Long-Winded Limericks/Quotes
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- Message box: There is a bartender named Moe,
Who hates when business is slow.
So he'll rouse up the sots,
With a couple of shots,
And soon he's regained status quo!
- Message box: To Springfield Penitentiary went Snake,
For selling I.D.'s that were fake.
Jail won't bring him down,
He'll be going to town,
'Cause every guard there's on the take!
- Message box: Professor Frink, a genius of sorts,
Has a problem with electrical shorts.
Not the kind that plague toasters,
Or the internet posters
But the kind he invented for sports!
- Message box: From India comes Mister Apu.
He'll sell you all kinds of tofu:
Tofu cupcakes and puddings,
Pot pies and pan dumplings,
Plus a terrific new tofu shampoo!
- Message box: Martin Prince has great troubles in gym,
Other boys like to make sport of him.
A wet wedgie's no pleasure,
Nor swirlies for good measure,
(Though the exercise may help him slim!)
- Message box: Doctor Hibbert will open up wide,
And let loose a laugh dignified.
He'll laugh at a virus,
Bleeding ulcer or eye-pus,
Or a surgical glove left inside!
- Message box: There is a young fellow named Bart,
Who thinks his graffiti is art.
His choice canvas is school,
Teachers say it's uncool,
But he won't take detention to heart!
