Bugged!/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The printable version is no longer supported and may have rendering errors. Please update your browser bookmarks and please use the default browser print function instead.
Quotes



Helen Lovejoy: Hello, Marge! I see your Bart and my jessica are in the "tribute to mothers" show. I hope Bart doesn't embarrass you the way he did at the Easter pageant. How did he get a rotary sprinklar full of fake blood into the crucifixion scene? If he misbehaves today; I'm sure you'll never hear the end of it!

Milhouse: "M stands for..." ...how's my line end again?
Principal Skinner: "Mother."
Bart: Principal Skinner? What are you doing in the show?
Principal Skinner: Mother insisted. She was right of course.

Bart: Hey! Watch it with the soda!
Jessica Lovejoy: Hope it doesn't attract ants. They'd make you scratch like a while monkey!
Sound: [SPLUSH!]
Jessica: That'd be so embarrassing to your mommy!

Bart: "R" stands for the respect she deserves!

Helen: Well, Marge, I have to hand it to you. Bart was a perfect gentleman. We may as well go backstage and congraulate him.
Marge: Thanks, Helen. I think Bart's really starting to mature!