Bloggin' a Food Blog
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"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
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Song Information
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"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.
Lyrics
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Marge and Bart and Lisa,
- As one now,
- We're having fun now.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
- Fois Garth:
- Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
- Amuse Bruce:
- The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
- Fois Garth:
- Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
- Fois Garth:
- Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
- Amuse Bruce:
- A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
- Fois Garth:
- Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
- Fois Garth:
- Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
- Rhyme about radicchio,
- Amuse Bruce:
- Criticize Colicchio.
- Every pub is gastro,
- Fois Garth:
- All my beef carpaccio.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throw it in the pho, yo,
- Fois Garth:
- And don't you call that pho pho.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin a food blog,
- Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
Credits version
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Settin' up accounts for our users,
- Usin' computers.
- Fois Garth:
- Post tweets every day,
- Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Never give it four stars.
- Ain't never give it four stars.
- Maybe two, maybe three.
- Female singer:
- Moderatin' the comments.
- Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
- Fois Garth:
- D-d-d-d duck fat.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
- Fois Garth:
- My food is art. My food is art.
- It comes right from the heart.
Behind the Laughter
The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]
It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.
Appearances
Episode – "The Food Wife"
References
