| Age Before Beauty
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Age Before Beauty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update. It requires Future Lou to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
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Aww, man, this past-Springfield is even worse than future-Springfield.
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Don't tell me future-Springfield never got any better after all the fine police work we did here.
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You do realize there's still a Chief Wiggum in the future?
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I thought something like the Chief would have evolved out of existence.
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That's a lot of body fat to get out of existence.
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Task: "Make Future Lou Finally Get It". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Not Get It". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
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Since I'm here, I might as well lend a hand. What's on the docket for the day, past-Lou?
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I was just about to interrogate some suspects.
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I'd love to jump in and help.
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Great! I'm assuming future cops have mastered reading minds?
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Uh...no. Can't do that in the future yet.
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Okay, we'll stick with the old "good cop, bad cop" routine.
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Great. I'll be the "bad cop".
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Darn. That's the fun one.
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If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Interview Suspects". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Future Lou Interview Suspects". The job takes 4 hours.
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Two cops grilling suspects didn't crack any cases.
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Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination.
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Said the "bad cop".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
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I'm tellin' you, I had nothing to do with that hold-up at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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But you wrote it down on this list of jobs: "Rob the Kwik-E-Mart".
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You got me. By which I mean, you DON'T got me! So long flatfoots! *runs away*
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I hate when crooks call me "flatfoot". Don't they see I have perfect arches?
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Looks like we're in for a foot chase.
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You better hang back. You'll only slow me down.
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You kiddin'? My arches are in better shape than yours!
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You're right! Those are some sweet feet. Let's go get this bad guy...together!
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If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Pursue Criminals". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Future Lou Pursue Criminals". The job takes 4 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Get Away". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So long, suckers. *laughs and gets away*
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Snake escaped because you and your perfect arches couldn't keep up!
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Me?! That crook was right in calling you a flatfoot... Cinderella!
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Wow. Look at us. Are we only friends when we have someone else to make fun of?
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You're right. That's sad.
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Wanna go make fun of Chief Wiggum?
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Buddy!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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