A Brand New Burns, Part Two!/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: As god is my witness... ...no matter where you are... ...no matter if it takes my entire life... ...I will find you, Mr. Burns!

Lisa: I hesitate to admit this, mom... ...but dad might be right about not involving the polce. This is a vast criminal conspiract. Going public with this could just endanger Mr. Burns and us.

Homer: Oh yeah! We could all be murdered in our sleep! And yoooooou wanted to go to the cops!

Marge: Hrmmm...

Lisa: It's up to us to rescue Mr. Burns and expose his doopelganger to the world before the fauz Burns takes all the money and leavs Springfield a ghost town!

Esteban: Señor! We are discovered!

Hank Scorpio: Sorry, Kim Jung... pressing business. Don't worry, Esteban... Hank Scorpio always has an exit strategy. Strap in. It's going to be a little rough until we achieve escape Velocity.

Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns!

Chief Wiggum: Spare the tears, citizien! That guy was a phony. A fake. A fraud.

Waylon Smithers: I will not let you malign the most wonderful man I've ever known!

Chief Wiggum: That's not C. Montgomery Burns under there!

Lou: Yeah, he was like an evil twin.

Eddie: Or like Spock when he had the goatee.

Waylon Smithers: [SOB!] You've made me so happy!

Chief Wiggum: Uh... this is still about Burns beign alive, right?

Waylon Smithers: Then where is Mr. Burns?

Chief Wiggum: The Mexican cops are all over it like jalapeños on a frijole.

Waylon Smithers: Oh, sir, how can you ever forgive me?

Mr. Burns: Oh, shut up, Smithers and pour in more bleach. I have to rid myself of this awful tan I got south of the border.

Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!

Mr. Burns: All is as it was rhough I had to pay a premium to buy back my own assests. This will necessitate some momentary belt-tightening.