1001 Arabian Nuts/Quotes

Quotes

Clancy Wiggum: Your blind date is here, your highness.

King Momar Sharyar: She is? well, send her in!

Marge: Hello.

King Sharyar: Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug.

Marge: So what do you want to do on our date?

King Sharyar: Dinner, a show, then I'll try to put the moves on you, you'll reject me, and I'll have you executed!

Homer Genie: Look at me! I haven't had a thing to drink in a thousand years!

Aladdin:Then you should have a drink!

Homer Genie: Wish number one has been granted!

Aladdin: Hey!

Homer Genie: Genie rule number one! No take backs!

Aladdin: I'm a widower! My wife was the only woman I'd ever want to see in a cage. Wait, forget I said that!

Homer Genie: Wish number three granted! I'll forget this conversation!

Aladdin: That's not fair. That was my last wish!

Homer Genie: What's not fair? You've only used two wishes as far as I remember!

Maude: Wait until my mother hears what you were up to while I was gone!

Aladdin: Your mother? But she's dead!

Maude: And I expect you to bring her back as well!

Nelson: Um... excuse me, sit.

Apu Baba: Yes?

Nelson: Do you have the latest edition of Distraction Magazine?

Apu Baba: I do not believe such a magazine exists.

Nelson: Really? Okay, bye!

Apu Baba: Thank you, come ag—Hey!

Jimbo: Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.

Nelson: Well, the other thirty-six wanted medical and dental, so we had to let them go!

Jimbo: I recognize those sandal prints! It's Apu Baba, the shopkeeper!

Dolph: You recognize sandal prints?

Jimbo: I admire a good pair of shoes! So what?

Apu Baba: What a mess! Sesame! Clean up on aisle one!

Nelson: Sesame?

Sesame: Sorry, boss, but he offered both medical and dental!

Sinbart: You guys see any cash floating in the ocean?

Milhouse: Nope!

Martin: Not yet, oh captain, my captain!

Akira: Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?

Sinbart: Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!

Milhouse: So, Sinbart, does this island have riches?

Sinbart: Well, there's good news, bad news, good news, bad news, and good news.

Milhouse: What's the good news?

Sinbart: The island is covered in giant diamonds!

Milhouse: What's the bad news?

Sinbart: It's guarded by giant snakes!

Milhouse: And the good news?

Sinbart: There are giant snake-eating bird!

Milhouse: And the bad news?

Sinbart: The birds eat people, too!

Milhouse: And the good news?

Sinbart: They filled up on Martin! Let's go!

Wiggum: Don't be sad. You don't have to feel guilty!

Marge: Oh, I don't. I came here to assassinate him for executing my sisters after their dates with him.

Wiggum: Well, great plan killing him with your dull story!

Marge: My plan was to wait until he was asleep, transform into an elephant, and stomp him to death.