...Moe's Tried and Almost Successful Pickup Lines!

...Moe's Tried and Almost Successful Pickup Lines! is list of pickup lines by Moe in The Book of Moe.

Pickup lines

• Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.
• Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.
• Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?
• Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!
• Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water an hour ago!
• Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.
• (Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.
• Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.
• Honey, it's all right if you got a temper, 'cuz I can take a punch.
• Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an easy mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.
• Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.
• Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.
• Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?
• I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.
• Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a chance with women like you.
• Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.
• Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.
• Hey, if you Spring for me, I'll Fall for you. Please don't hit me.
• What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."
• Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!
• Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?
• You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.
• Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.
• Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
• Hi. Please don't mace me.

Appearances

• Book – The Book of Moe