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I Need a Present for My Wife

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"I Need a Present for My Wife"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Characters: Homer Simpson
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Length: 0:22
Writer(s): Music: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Parody lyrics: Don Payne
Appearance(s): "Simpsons Christmas Stories"

"I Need a Present for My Wife" is a song by Homer and Apu.

Lyrics

Homer:
I need a present for my wife,
Or I'll have no sex for life.
Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,
Some kinda useful kitchen thing.
I need a store I can break into,
Or a place run by a Hindu!
Apu:
The Christmas rush has cleaned me out.
I just have jerky made of trout.

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Russian Dance" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky from The Nutcracker.

Appearances